About

I am an ancient trans-witch, specialising in information technology consultancy (about 4 decades including time as a European Commission expert en informatique). I do websites, very rarely and very simply, like this one. Please note that I am mainly Linux, rarely Windows and never Mac.

If I can’t solve the technical problem, I cast spells, do clowning, and do interpretive dances as an emergency measure. Rates range from £200 per day for selected non-profits, people and businesses I like to £700 for bigger businesses. If the aura, person, or business (or problem) is wrong, I will not accept the business.

I’m based in East London, initial consultation, usually Wednesday is free, expenses needed outside Greater London. I still speak fluent French and give computing talks here and there.

Use the contact form to reach me.

Please note that I am not a sex worker.